Life Lesson #1

Change What You Can't Accept

Accept What You Can't Change

A Supposedly "Education Fair" Outing...

Yesterday on 13th of March, Wendy, Yuan Ting, Xin Er, Tommy, Wei Khit, Jeremy, Scott and I went to Mid Valley to attend an education fair. Well, actually our main point was to attend the education fair but it turned out that we were only there for 1 hour and spent the rest of the day playing bowling, searching for restaurants and eating. Lol. I can't believe this but I had actually been out for more than 12 hours.

I reached Wendy's house at around 9.30 a.m, then her mum fetched us to the KTM station at around 10.20 a.m. Tommy, Wei Khit, Jeremy and Xin Er were already there waiting for us. But Wendy said, "Girls can be late" so I guess it was okay. XD Anyway, the latest one to arrive was Scott. We pretended to boycott him and even played a game by guessing what was the first word he would say when he arrived. I won. He said sorry. Lol, actually everyone won because who wouldn't say sorry right?! Haha.

Then, went onto the train and holy cow. The girl sitting beside me put on WAYYYYY too much perfume on her. I kept on sneezing and I thought I was going to suffocate. It was even worse when more and more people came onto the train. T_T Well actually never mind because this is Malaysia. Wei Khit who was in the next cabin sms-ed with me and Yuan Ting who was sitting two places away from me sms-ed with me too. Lol, wastage of money but who cares. XD

When we reached Mid Valley, the first place we went to was of course the education fair. Hmm, should I say it's helpful? The thing is, we can actually get all the information on the colleges' respective websites but overall it was not bad. Wei Khit.......'s main point there was to go to the booth of a baking school and try out the food they made. -.- Wei Khit oh Wei Khit.

After the education fair, we decided to go makan!! Took quite some time to decide on which restaurant we should go at the directory board (which Tommy regard to as the board thingy or was it board thingy? I remember there was a "thingy" there though). At last, I suggested Spaghetti Grill and all of us started our mission to hunt for that restaurant. I TELL YOU. That freaking restaurant. We turned and turned around Ground floor for like don't know how many donkey times and we couldn't find it. Sua, never mind. I didn't even know how we ended up walking into The Gardens. Sigh..... After walking for almost 1 hour searching for Spaghetti Grill (I seriously regretted suggesting that), we at last made our decision to makan at Ninja Joe. A restaurant that makes pork burger. Special, ain't it? Ordered 6 ninjas and 2 ninjas along with iced lemon tea and french fries. I would say the price is reasonable, RM8 per person since the burger was not bad but small. Lol. I still remember the quote they had on their banner. "If you can't handle this, you're chicken." :P

After eating, we actually wanted to watch a movie but then after looking at the queue.... HEHEHE. No, thanks. We played bowling instead~! The place was special because everything was glow in the dark including the balls. I must say I didn't regret playing bowling because it was super fun! Although I sucked at it. Like, seriously man. My scores were like "0.0.0.1.0.0" I felt like digging a hole on the floor and hide my head in it. Super sia sui. But thank God (and thanks to Tommy and Wei Khit of course) I improved! A bit. I started seeing real numbers in my scores. Lol. I even striked once! OMG, that was a miracle, really. I tell you, Xin Er must be a bowling player in her previous life. Lol, she totally rocked! Wendy was better than me.  Boo! T_T Yuan Ting's bowling was like super cute! LOL, she tried don't know how many poses, including squatting down and rolling the ball with her hands. Of course masuk longkang la! HAHAHA. The boys played pretty well, I must say. Wei Khit was damn damn damn lan si in the first round because he won. Hmph! Actually the deal was like this. Wei Khit and Wendy teamed, Tommy and I teamed, Yuan Ting and Scott teamed while Xin Er and Jeremy teamed. In the first round, Wei Khit's team won. Sorry Tommy, I made you lose. *hides in a corner* BUT THEN! In the second round, Tommy and I won! MUAHAHHA. Wei Khit, see! Lan si la! LOL. No offence yeah, btw. :P

Where did we go after bowling? Was it pet shop? Aiya, never mind. Let's assume it was pet shop. Looked at the animals there and saw mini Poofie and Leven together in a cage! SO SWEEEET. :P Bought a shirt for Poofie. Wendy and Tommy bought leashes or collars or whatever for their dogs. Went into Nike shop after that. Apparently Wei Khit wanted a sports bra. Interesting. We had actually planned to go back that time which was around... 6 p.m? I don't know, really. But decided to stay back for dinner. Went into a Korean restaurant and went out again because the food choices were really limited. Determination striked us and we persisted on finding for Spaghetti  Grill again. HAHA. And hooray! I sprained my ankle on an escalator. How lucky. >_> I had no idea how I stood. Oh, look at how imbalance I am. Anyway, after searching for another time and thanks to Jeremy, we at last found it! It was outside of Midvalley, apparently. We had to go out of the shopping mall. The food there was awesome! All of us had spaghetti except Scott who had Chicken Cordon Bleau. LOL, he couldn't finish it because it was too filling and Wei Khit said, "That chicken died for nothing." Major LOL. The epic-est moment of the day was during dinner. Because we talked a lot and laughed a lot. I'm not gonna touch on what topic we talked about though. You know I know enough. :P

At last, at around 8.40 p.m, the "excuse me" guy a.k.a Wei Khit called for the bill and then payed. Wei Khit was the "excuse me" guy because he was the one who shouted excuse me almost all the time asking for straws, tissue, his warm water and blah blah blah. Lol, I bet the waitress was annoyed. XD Reached Klang at 10 something or was it 9 something I'm not sure.

It was a fun and interesting day! Thanks a lot guys for hanging out! :D

Bahasa Istana Menjelang 2020

Fellow oh dear Lyodts and other readers as well, have you ever wondered how our Bahasa Kebangsaan or should I say Bahasa Istana would be like in the next ten years? Like, many many donkey years ago, it used to be "maka this, maka that". Well, don't wonder anymore because it'll look something like this.

Now, Wendy and I shall present you with our stupid and long amazing and amat berdaulat chat once upon a time on 3rd March 2011. Taa-daa~!

Just in case you don't know, Wendy is the king and I'm her... "slave". Not only that, I'm her daughter too. Complicated, I know. :) W stands for Wendy and C stands for me, Cheryl. Obviously. Teehee.

C : Dirgahayu tuanku, adakah tuanku pergi ke tuisyen akaun pada esok hari??
W : Ya.
C  : Okey, sangat baik.
W : Beta akan berangkat ke tuisyen pada pukul 4:15.
      Bersama-sama dengan ibunda beta. Selepas itu, ibunda akan berangkat balik ke istana
      dengan tunda.
C  : Oh, tunda ya.
W : Ya, tunda berwarna perak.
C  : High class betul lah.
W : Yang Bernama Honda Stream.
C  : Istimewa betul lah.
W : Memang.
C  : Patik berasa teramat bangga untuk menjadi cucu ibunda beta.
W : Tunda beta mempunyai fungsi hawa dingin juga.
      Ibunda tuanku*
C  : OOPS. HAHAHAHA. Mind block.
W : Engkau telah guna istilah yang salah. Dan juga menggunakan bahasa asing yang beta
       tidak faham.
C  : Tuanku, tolonglah jangan pancung patik.
W : Berhati-hati. Hari ini beta ampun kau!
      Jaga kepala kau!
C  : Terima kasih, tuanku. Dirgahayu~! orz
      Kepala patik akan patik jaga dengan sebaik-baiknya.
W : Maka, apa hal yang sedang hamba buat sekarang?
      Soalan ini ditanya kerana beta amat bosan sekarang.
      Maka, beta pun tanyalah.
C  : Patik pun tidak begitu pasti.
      Patik rasa patik sedang menggunakan bahasa kebangsaan yang teramat susah untuk ditaip
      pada komputer riba ini kerana selalu taip salah.
      Patik takut tuanku akan memancung patik.
      Patik pun bosan sangat.
W : Maka hamba perlu sentiasa membiasakan diri agar mendaulatkan bahasa kebangsaan kita.
C  : Ya tuanku.
       Patik akan berusaha bersungguh-sungguh dengan semangat kegigihan,
       dedikasi dan berdaya maju untuk mendaulatkan bahasa kebangsaan kita.
W : Hal ini demikian kerana sebagai raja dan rakyat yang bertanggungjawab, kita hendaklah
      sentiasa hidung tinggi dengan bahasa kita.
C  : Hidung patik sekarang di atas, tuanku. Amat tinggi.
W : Beta dapat lihat yang hamba bersungguh-sungguh mengulangkaji pelajaran moral.
      Beta faham.
C  : Patik belum mengulangkaji pelajaran moral lagi, tuanku.
      Oleh sebab inilah patik lupa akan dua lagi perkataannya untuk nilai kerajinan.
      Ampun maaf, tuanku.
W : Hamba turut suka akan pinochio.
      Hal yang suci ini berlaku kerana hidung hamba amat tinggi sekarang.
C  : Tetapi patik tidak ingin hidung patik lurus ke depan.
      Demi mencapai matlamat hidung tinggi, hidung patik haruslah lurus ke atas, tuanku.
      Puas hatikah tuanku?
W : Maka, amatlah baik dan setia kepada negara.
      Maka, ini tanda yang amat baik.
      Menunjukkan bahawa beta seorang pemimpin yang baik.
C  : Maka beginilah.
      Amat susah untuk taip dalam bahasa kebangsaan, tuanku.
      Tuanku, apakah yang dibuat oleh tuanku sekarang?
      Sedang mengatur strategi untuk menyerang Jepun kah?
W : Beta sedang mendaulatkan bahasa kebangsaan beta.
      Tidak.
      Hal ini demikian kerana Jepun sudah hampir mati selepas 2 bom di Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
      Jepun tidak mempunyai kuasa lagi.
      Kini, beta sedang mengatur strategi untuk menyerang Amerika Syarikat.
C : Tetapi Jepun masih membangun sekarang.
      Tak nak ke tuanku bom lagi bandar Tokyo? Lebih hebat.
W : Hmm, boleh difikirkan. Satu idea yang baik.
C  : Oleh sebab patik telah mengemukakan cadangan yang teramat baik ini, haruskah tuanku
       memberikan serba-sedikit ganjaran kepada patik?
W : Baiklah.
C  : Saya akan menunggu ganjaran tuanku.
W : Beta mengizinkan hamba agar tidak perlu mendaulatkan bahasa kebangsaan untuk
      satu minit.
C  : Okay, holy lord. That was tiring.
W : I know right. Lol.
C  : Mind-boggling, they say.
W : I was like.. hey hey. When can I press enter for the sentence.
      Every sentence is so long and stupid. Lol...
C  : Ahhaa i know right??  Haha but it was funny.
W : Hal yang suci ini berlaku kerana... Soalan ini ditanya kerana. Lol!
      Bom Tokyo. Epic.
C  : I kept on laughing in my heart.
      HAHAHA. I loved the hidung tinggi part the most. Amat tinggi, tuanku.
W : Hidung lurus. LOL!
C  : AHAHAHAHA.
W : Sounds like Crouch. Lol.
C  : Hahahahahahahah.
W : Pea soup, sir. LOL!
C  : Indeed, sir. LOL.
W : Lol.. If we post that up to the blog.. LOL.
      Hey, not bad idea at all. Okay.
      Beta sekarang titah hamba agar berbuat demikian.
C  : Haha I know it's not a bad idea but it's freaking long!
W : Titah beta mestilah dilakukan.
      Beta seorang raja yang amat demanding.
      Mua-hahahahah.
     *ketawa diraja*
C  : KETAWA DIRAJA?!?! OHOHOHO HAHAHAHAA.

And that was how our chat sort of ended. Oleh sebab Wendy terlalu demanding, chat kami ended up here.

Sorry for all the randomness and sorry for wasting your time. Heehee. :)